P Chidambaram seems to be having a dictionary quite
different from ours. Happened to peep into the same… What I saw there was….
Word/ Phrase
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Meaning
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Intelligence
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A rare commodity
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Actionable intelligence
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Oxymoron
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Bomb Blasts
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Something which cannot be prevented.
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Statistics
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To
be quoted extensively after every terror attack to prove that such attacks
are quite are normal.
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Peace
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That which perpetually eludes the country
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PWD’s job
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To
fix CCTV cameras
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Police’s job
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To arrest Anna Hazare under Sec 144
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States’ Job (especially BJP ruled States’ Job)
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To
solve terrorism related cases.
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My Job
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To bug Pranab Mukherjee’s office
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Incompetence
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My
birthright
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Shamelessness
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I acquired in Sonia School
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Arrogance
|
To
attain the highest level of this trait, I compete with Kapil Sibal. Manish Tiwari, an earlier contender has fallen flat. With Digvijay Singh’s
Certificate of Arrogance in my armour, I am now leading.
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Crime
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Something to be legitimized or legalized so that we have
crime-less society.
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Elections
|
To
be won with the help of data entry operators of Election Commission after you
are declared defeated!
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India’s Budget
|
An annual lie. (I demonstrated this during my tenure as
Finance Minister.)
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Budget Speech of the Finance Minister
|
Need
not have any relation to the Budget Document.
|
Arun Jaitely
|
Salaa…how I wish I can beat him in any one issue he takes
up!
|
Top 3 News Channels
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NDTV,
NDTV and NDTV
|
My lady luck
|
|
Naxal Terror
|
Appears
to be a familiar phrase.
|
Color Codes: Black
|
Money
|
White
|
Only
dress
|
Green
|
Peace
|
Saffron
|
Terror
|
some synonyms are agreeable but some are very much unjustifiable,how can u call mr.chidambaram incompetent?if you are blaming him for the obvious reason of not thwarting recent dehli attacks then u should reconsider ur comment.Its India's proximity to terror ridden states and not to forget the homegrown groups which makes it vulnerable to such attacks.Upgrading security system to protect a billion people using limited resources is a slow process and cannot be done in a snap.It is the prerogative of PWD to install the basic machinery without creating a ruckus.More so ever do u expect the home minister of India to check whether cctv's have been installed in each and every street?.
ReplyDeletePity our ministers have been reduced to give such unjustifiable reasons for the crimes committed. One of the most admired,not even PC can be forgiven.
ReplyDeletetotally liked the way you put down the facts :) :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Veeraj for views. By calling incompetence as his birthright, I am not basing my opinion on the recent events. As Finance Minister, his budgets were the most unreliable-remember huge waiver of farm loans, pay commission recommendations, etc were not provided for; he claimed credit for the same power projects in two different periods;tall talks in budget speech but no provision in the budget. Even as Home Minsiter, most of the cases have not been resolved. Fixing CCTV may not be his job. But when this was pointed out in Zaveri Bazaar Blast in Jul and after this was emphasized after May 25 blast in Delhi, I feel he is supposed to ensure that this is done. He cannot be a mute spectator to the dithering, if any of PWD. Please read today's article in The Sunday Standard.
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ReplyDeleteI used to admire this guy so much till few years back. Now... I regret!
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ReplyDeletelol good one :)
ReplyDeletelol..
ReplyDeleteI agree with you about that NDTV, NDTV & NDTV.
once again interesting take sir. Bang on. Less words but great insights. Qualities of a True satire. I think most of the people are ready to give clean chit to Chindu considering his crimes and incompetencies are a recent phenomena, but after having spoke with people who hail from his area, one can conclude that he is almost in lines with Sharad Pawar, never convicted !! His education has rescued him always.
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