Sunday, August 21, 2011

Missing....


Manish Tewari has been missing from TV debates for the past one week. Did you notice? I am quite concerned; so are his longtime pals, the English News Channels. I decided to help them by placing this "Missing" ad:

Name
Manish Tewari
Missing for
The last one week
Clothes worn by him when lost
·     Blue shirt and black trousers
·     Lekin nanga ho gaya (Anna Hazare ke bare mein anab-shanab bol ne ke badh)

Age
46, but looks much older
Colour
Changes frequently
Looks
·     Pale, off late
·     Idiotic generally

Height
Shortened by ego.
Weight


Surrounded by

Fattened by arrogance.


. Idiots generally.
. Jayanti Natarajan and Abhishek Manusinghvi in   particular.

Last seen
Blabbering incoherent things about Anna Hazare in TV Channels

If found
·     Please do not intimate anyone.
·     Certainly not the TV Channels

Reward for non-intimation
Blessings from 1.20 billion people of India.
Penalty for intimation
Curse, if not from 1.20 billion Indians, definitely from TV viewers.

15 comments:

  1. Good one! :D
    Please check out my post, too.. if you like it please promote it on Indivine! It is on technology.
    you can see it here: http://bit.ly/pnls4G

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  2. hahaha....this was good.very good !!! no more, no less..

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  3. LOL
    Does anybody remember Abhishek Manu Singhvi's association with the Kerala Lottery mafia? He also lied low for some time and is back with his wretched absurdities.

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  4. Thank You for visiting my blog and promoting my Art.
    This is an humorous post.

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  5. ROFL...he isn't coming back soon :)

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  6. LOL.. If he sees this post, m sure he will go underground :) :P .. hillarious.. :)

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  7. You are tagged here,

    http://sunilpadiyar.blogspot.com/2011/08/my-first-blogger-award.html

    Cheers! :)

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  8. Brilliant Sir, Loved the Height/Weight analogy.

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  9. Hi Hari...Annaji is suing the pants of this clown...so if he aint gone underground yet...I hope he does soon :) "looks pale...idiotic generally" lols :))

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